Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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