worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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