Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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