Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
accomplished twins. life is a go
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
Randomize
