he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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