I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think I died a long time ago.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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