I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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