FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
