Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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