oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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