Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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