Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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