Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize