dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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