Bisexual people are plain selfish.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
We have so much sex to catch up on
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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