Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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