You're completely useless in the revolution.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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