I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I FOUND THE LEGS
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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