Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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