I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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