just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
me + whiskey = a bad person
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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