Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
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