I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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