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  • I have eaten the plums that were in the icebox and which you were probably saving for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so cold

    Submitted by Veritass on Nov 17, 10 at 6:06pm
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  • This is one of those times that being a guy is just easier. "Dude, I ate your stuff. My bad, I'll get more." End of story.

    Submitted by iowawashington on Nov 17, 10 at 11:14am
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    • An everyday occurrence in my house. iowawashington speaks the truth.

      Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 18, 10 at 10:16pm
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  • wake and bake much?

    Submitted by xealot129 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:55am
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  • In this persons defense..cream cheese is just beyond fantastic lol

    Submitted by buddha313 on Nov 17, 10 at 2:30pm
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  • If this is a guy, I can hear his girl's whip cracking him even over the internet. Being sweet is fine, but be a man!

    Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 17, 10 at 10:49am
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  • This sounds like a typical female roomie that had the munchies after a night out.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 17, 10 at 2:48pm
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  • BS... The guy obviously got high and ate almost an entire bag of bagels... I mean haven't we all? +1 for saving some for the girl friend I'm assuming

    Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 17, 10 at 3:45pm
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  • I think it's a female that must have an annal roommate.

    Submitted by browser on Nov 17, 10 at 11:21am
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  • Lol the last line makes this text.

    Submitted by frito10 on Nov 17, 10 at 7:26pm
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  • I love this one

    Submitted by 2boys on Nov 21, 10 at 11:59am
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  • What are you, a girl or something?

    Submitted by margottenenbaum on Nov 17, 10 at 11:05am
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  • hahahaha yesss frito10 I definitely agree with you.

    Submitted by vballchickk17 on Nov 17, 10 at 11:34pm
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  • I used to get messages like this all the time from one of my housemates. Every time she was drunk she would finish off my block of cheese and buy me a new block the next day (knowing I would be very sad to have unexplained vanished cheese). It kept me in cheese the whole year!

    Submitted by radivier on Nov 17, 10 at 8:09pm
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  • @indiegirl12, Due Date quote FTW

    Submitted by HinduSpartan on Nov 17, 10 at 12:23pm
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  • The sick-up factor here is huge. Just blazed.

    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 17, 10 at 11:35am
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  • Dating a fat chick...

    Submitted by ANAL_BEED on Nov 19, 10 at 3:03am
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  • Way to go Middletown!

    Submitted by ehhblinkin on Nov 17, 10 at 2:28pm
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  • haha! He's high. :)

    Submitted by dre623 on Nov 19, 10 at 2:09pm
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  • A good friend shares cream cheese. A great friend knows how much cream cheese means to a hangover. I wish this was my roommate.

    Submitted by catlew on Feb 23, 11 at 11:45am
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  • Love it!!!

    Submitted by optimusprimerib on Nov 17, 10 at 12:55pm
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  • they're friend/roomate just knows how much they like it and would go crazy if they saw some missing. i'm totally the same way haha.

    Submitted by sarahrox01 on Nov 17, 10 at 3:04pm
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  • LOL WHAT.

    Submitted by brokenteeth on Jun 10, 11 at 5:59pm
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  • Cream cheese sucks anyway. Don't know why u would eat it in the first place. Although bagels are delicious with butter or jam. Sorry, I'm rambling

    Submitted by lick_it_62 on Dec 9, 10 at 7:22pm
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