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(404): View more from Georgia

It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.

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(641): View more from Iowa

Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?

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(705): View more from Ontario

Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf

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