I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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