Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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