Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
