It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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