I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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