This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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