Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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