No subtext here. People are naked.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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