He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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