sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
wow bdsm is so cute
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