Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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