So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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