I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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