Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
smell my finger.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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