Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
