You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The struggles of a small town man whore
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
