So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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