girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
now i know why i became what i already was.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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