Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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