This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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