I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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