no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
My legs feel like baby dolphins
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Randomize
