I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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