if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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