her vagine was all disorganized.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
