I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
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