i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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