Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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