Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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